Tommy Ben, suave bear
Yes, he got a big cut on his head.
Okay, you're the police.
Oh. Okay. Well, I guess I'll have to take your statement.
When did this incident occur?
Okay... Could you please describe the victim?
What does Tommy Ben look like?
Right. But what does he look like?
I know, I know, but what does he look like?
Uh, okay. He has a diaper here, a shirt here, oh! I think he pooped. Let's change his diaper.